im so glad im a girl. i can read porn in public and not get a boner
JACK HARKNESS MEETING BUCKY AND STEVE IN THE 1940s AND FLIRTING FURIOUSLY WITH BOTH OF THEM
JACK HARKNESS SEEING THEM AGAIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND THEY’RE ALL EQUALLY CONFUSED AS EACH OTHER
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
BABY I, HAD THE
AND I NEVER
THIS WAY BEFORE
I like to imagine non-homestucks reading this
I mean they probably know it from the lyrics but still
"I’ve had the gear of my vine and I’ve never billiards gang this way before?"
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
love triangles are so unnecessary so often like… they’re used too much… they’re unnecessary. this is unnecessary. i am not interested. i feel like yawning. i’m yawning
My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say