"he likes girls too much to be gay"
wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
Everyone, you realize what this means, right?
Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.
The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.
Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.
Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.
Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”
By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:
- The entire state of Rhode Island
- Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
- Pacific Islanders
The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”
i’m not even going to respond to anon hate anymore i’ll just post this.
Hello, my name is John Egbert. You killed my father, destroyed my species and blew up my universe.
And worst of all you wrote a shitty story about my friends.
Prepare to get your ass kicked!
Things people need to stop assuming and teaching
- Everyone feels romantic love
- Everyone gets romantic crushes
- Everyone wants to be in a romantic relationship
- Everyone wants to get married
- Romantic love is the strongest kind of love
- Romantic love is the most important kind of love
- Romantic love is the “default” love
"pan is not a real sexuality"
"pan is a newer term, you’re really just bi"
"aren’t pan and bi the same thing?"
"pan is bi erasure"
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